That's what she said.

Shit this is hard.

Officially moving to Seattle.

Today Brandon League was traded to the Seattle Mariners. I am both happy and sad that this happened. Sad that he was traded, and also happy that it was to the Mariners. I already have two Brandon League jerseys. Now I'm going to buy a third.

I'm officially a Mariners fan.

I was quick to act on my new fan-hood by running downtown to the New Era store and picking up a Mariners cap.

I'm excited.

Sept 21, 22, 23 '10.

Lazy

I feel very lazy today. What did I do today? I spent the morning in bed playing Modern Warfare 2, and spent the rest of the day just laying in bed.

I feel very lazy.

Too lazy to continue typ

Oh, dear.

Please,

Chill out.

Dear blank,

Dear Blank,

You bring out the worst in me. Not only do you bring out the worst in me, you also bring out the worst in everyone else. Why do you think you're above everyone else?

I like to hate on you.

This is only a warning. If you continue to exist, this problem will persist. Please do something about it. This is a very black and white situation. If something was wrong, wouldn't you want to change it too?

Sincerely,

Me.

Today.

Today is December 15th, 2009. This is a special day to me. You may be asking, "Why is December 15th 2009 such an important day?" If you were to direct this question towards me, I would answer, "Honestly, I don't know."

Now the question you might be asking is, "Where are you going with this, what is the point?"

I'll tell you when I get there.

Huge. Quickly.

Sitting in front of the computer, doing nothing. I really should be going off to work. But hey, why not write some bull about girls who know how to start a fire... Well not really. It's more of a girl who knows how to flip out... flip out of a canoe.

Actually. I like spock. Spock and cheese. Cheese and chilies. I'm hungry. Time for chilies.

Hi.larious!

Has it really been two years since we spawned this thing?

Cool.

I'd love to have time to blog again.

Huge. Quickly.

Alright, bye.

Hi.

I'm back. After 2 years, and 10 laps. I'm back to this blogging world. To be honest, I'm only back to this blogging thing because I have been inspired. Inspired by reading other blogs. Blogs about world peace, politics, news, sports, movies, music, birthday lists, snobby people, and people getting hit on.

It was great to have a blog, I got to ramble on about random shit. And now I get to do it again. I get to write about how someone was using 3 pieces of paper towel instead of 2. How I get hit on so many times by so many guys every day. Stuff. But honestly I don't think this blog will last, who knows. Then again, it will be great to look back on this stuff 2 years from now and be like "huh!"

SO! Who wants to take bets on how long I'll be blogging for maybe...

Too long. Did not listen.